{"product_id":"every-molecule-has-a-name","title":"Every Molecule Has a Name","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePreview:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo width=\"100%\" height=\"auto\" controls=\"controls\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" muted=\"\" loop=\"loop\" playsinline=\"\"\u003e\n  \u003csource src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/9178556b77d64cc785e30b4582a0179c.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\n  Your browser does not support the video tag.\n\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSubject:\u003c\/strong\u003e Organic Chemistry · Functional Groups \u0026amp; Naming \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShort Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Organic chemistry's functional groups, introduced like characters at a midnight party over a smooth, dark R\u0026amp;B beat. Alcohols, aldehydes, ketones, carboxylic acids and the rest — each with its structure, its suffix, and its signature trait. Includes the legendary \"5, 10, 15, 20\" acidity rule every pre-med has to know. Orgo, but make it listenable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 high-quality WAV audio file\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 cinematic lyric video (HD)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSound: Dark R\u0026amp;B \/ Electronic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe major functional groups with structures and IUPAC suffixes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe pKa acidity hierarchy (the famous 5-10-15-20 rule)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLyrics:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery molecule has a name.\u003cbr\u003eEvery name reveals the game.\u003cbr\u003eFind the family. Find the suffix.\u003cbr\u003eThen you'll know who's to blame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the alcohol — O-H, alone.\u003cbr\u003eSuffix dash-O-L, the hydroxyl throne.\u003cbr\u003eShe'll dissolve in water,\u003cbr\u003eshe'll oxidize on her own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the aldehyde — carbonyl at the end.\u003cbr\u003eSuffix dash-A-L, the terminal friend.\u003cbr\u003eCarbon double-bonded to oxygen,\u003cbr\u003ewith a hydrogen on the bend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the ketone — same carbonyl frame,\u003cbr\u003ebut she hides inside the chain.\u003cbr\u003eAunt Alde keeps the door,\u003cbr\u003eKeto stays where she came.\u003cbr\u003eSuffix dash-O-N-E. Remember the name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind the group. Name the parent.\u003cbr\u003eNumber the chain. Stay transparent.\u003cbr\u003eHighest priority gets the suffix\u003cbr\u003eeverything else is a substituent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the family tree.\u003cbr\u003eAlcohol, aldehyde, ketone, see\u003cbr\u003eCarboxylic acid, amine, amide,\u003cbr\u003eester, ether, side by side.\u003cbr\u003eFind the suffix. Name the reign.\u003cbr\u003eThe family tree explains the chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the carboxylic acid — the highest in the line.\u003cbr\u003eC-O-O-H, the throne, the king of the design.\u003cbr\u003eSuffix dash O-I-C acid,\u003cbr\u003eshe donates her proton every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the amine — nitrogen with hydrogens to live.\u003cbr\u003eProtonated at body pH, a positive charge to give.\u003cbr\u003eSuffix dash-A-M-I-N-E,\u003cbr\u003ethe proton acceptor's relative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the amide — nitrogen meets carbonyl in stride.\u003cbr\u003eThe bond inside every protein,\u003cbr\u003ethe peptide on every side.\u003cbr\u003eSuffix dash-A-M-I-D-E,\u003cbr\u003ethe backbone of the body's pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind the group. Name the parent.\u003cbr\u003eNumber the chain. Stay transparent.\u003cbr\u003eHighest priority gets the suffix\u003cbr\u003eeverything else is a substituent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the family tree.\u003cbr\u003eAlcohol, aldehyde, ketone, see\u003cbr\u003eCarboxylic acid, amine, amide,\u003cbr\u003eester, ether, side by side.\u003cbr\u003eFind the suffix. Name the reign.\u003cbr\u003eThe family tree explains the chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFive, ten, fifteen, twenty\u003cbr\u003ethe rule that holds the keys.\u003cbr\u003eCarboxylic acid sits at five,\u003cbr\u003ephenol's at ten degrees.\u003cbr\u003eAlcohol fifteen, alpha hydrogen twenty\u003cbr\u003ethe lower the number, the stronger she be.\u003cbr\u003eAcidity climbs as the number falls.\u003cbr\u003eMemorize the family, you'll never stall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the ester — carbonyl meets oxygen meets carbon's tail.\u003cbr\u003eSuffix dash-O-A-T-E, the perfume on the trail.\u003cbr\u003eThen the ether — oxygen between two carbons stand.\u003cbr\u003eNamed as alkoxy when the rules demand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the thiol — sulfur with a hydrogen, sharp as a knife.\u003cbr\u003eThe disulfide bridge that holds your proteins to life.\u003cbr\u003eAnd the phosphate — oxygen and phosphorus crowned.\u003cbr\u003eIn every nucleotide. In every cell. Profound.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the family tree.\u003cbr\u003eAlcohol, aldehyde, ketone, see\u003cbr\u003eCarboxylic acid, amine, amide,\u003cbr\u003eester, ether, side by side.\u003cbr\u003eThiol, phosphate, the family's whole.\u003cbr\u003eThe family tree explains the soul.\u003cbr\u003eFind the suffix. Name the reign.\u003cbr\u003eThe family tree explains the chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery molecule has a name.\u003cbr\u003eEvery name reveals the game.\u003cbr\u003eFind the family. Find the suffix.\u003cbr\u003eThen you'll know who's to blame.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOstinote songs are study aids meant to support your learning, not replace your course materials - always double-check against your primary sources. 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